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15" x 16" with a 3" wide base.

size chart

T-Shirt - Masculine Fit 

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest - Half Measure	18"	20"	22"	24"	26"
Chest - Full Measure	36"	40"	44"	48"	52"
Body Length from Shoulder	27"	28"	29"	30"	31"
Sleeve Length from Shoulder	15 ¾"	17"	18 ¼"	19 ½"	20 ¾"

 

T-Shirt - Feminine Fit 

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest - Half Measure	16"	17"	18 ½"	19 ½"	22"
Chest - Full Measure	32"	34"	37"	39"	44"
Body Length from Shoulder	25 ¼"	26 ¼"	27 ¼"	28"	28 ½"
Sleeve Length from Shoulder	11 ½"	12"	12 ½"	13 ¼"	14"

 

Tank Top - Masculine Fit

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest - Half Measure	18"	20"	22	24"	26"
Chest - Full Measure	36"	40"	44"	48"	52"
Body Length from Shoulder	28"	29"	30"	31"	32"

 

Tank Top - Feminine Fit

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest - Half Measure	16 ½"	17 ½"	19"	20 ½"	22"
Chest - Full Measure	33"	35"	38"	41"	44"
Body Length from Shoulder	26 ½"	27"	27 ½"	28"	28"

 

Sweater

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest - Half Measure	20"	22"	24"	26"	28"
Chest - Full Measure	40"	44"	48"	52"	56"
Body Length from Shoulder	26"	27"	28"	29"	30"
Sleeve Length from Shoulder	33"	34"	35"	36"	37"